Dvorak SV+

Blog shares

2005-03-05T09:59:00.000+08:00

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BlogShares: nameless one
http://blogshares.com/user.php?id=26095

Cash Balance: $201284723.66

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Dvorak SV+
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http://blogshares.com/blogs.php?blog=http%3A%2F%2Fwhere-will-you-be.blogspot.com%2F

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Currently hold: 11000. (worth $123750) (8919 / 27000 shares available @ B$11.25 ea. - 141.85 p/e)

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Get tangled up in me
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http://blogshares.com/blogs.php?blog=http%3A%2F%2Fswirlalia.blogspot.com%2F

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Currently hold: 7500. (worth $126600) (2500 / 10000 shares available @ B$16.88 ea. - 168.81 p/e)

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For a better world, Without you
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http://blogshares.com/blogs.php?blog=http%3A%2F%2Fdissident1.blogspot.com%2F

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Currently hold: 4750. (worth $227810) (0 / 15000 shares available @ B$47.96 ea. - 306.73 p/e)

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[*min & john//]
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http://blogshares.com/blogs.php?blog=http%3A%2F%2Fiseeucicu.blogspot.com%2F

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Currently hold: 4000. (worth $283120) (0 / 5000 shares available @ B$70.78 ea. - 214.86 p/e)

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..::[-|ntRacTabL3_BlaZe-]::..
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http://blogshares.com/blogs.php?blog=http%3A%2F%2Fintractableblaze.blogspot.com%2F

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Currently hold: 4000. (worth $63640) (0 / 5000 shares available @ B$15.91 ea. - 12.10 p/e)

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=**fiShy fiShy swiMs foR fReeDom..**=
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http://blogshares.com/blogs.php?blog=http%3A%2F%2Fblurrypie.blogspot.com%2F

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Currently hold: 4000. (worth $7560) (0 / 5000 shares available @ B$1.89 ea. - 9.43 p/e)

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-snazzy_`
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http://blogshares.com/blogs.php?blog=http%3A%2F%2Ftotal-klutz.blogspot.com%2F

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Currently hold: 4000. (worth $70520) (0 / 5000 shares available @ B$17.63 ea. - 14.50 p/e)

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This blog does not exist
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http://blogshares.com/blogs.php?blog=http%3A%2F%2Fnothing-in-writing.blogspot.com%2F

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Currently hold: 3750. (worth $347325) (250 / 5000 shares available @ B$92.62 ea. - 277.75 p/e)

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version 2
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http://blogshares.com/blogs.php?blog=http%3A%2F%2Fballet-o-maniac.blogspot.com%2F

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Currently hold: 2500. (worth $55250) (1500 / 5000 shares available @ B$22.10 ea. - 69.77 p/e)

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http://www.emo.org.tr
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http://blogshares.com/blogs.php?blog=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emo.org.tr%2F

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Currently hold: 1501. (worth $106841.18) (0 / 5000 shares available @ B$71.18 ea. - 308.18 p/e)

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the new black
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http://blogshares.com/blogs.php?blog=http%3A%2F%2Fextentofimagination.blogspot.com%2F

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Currently hold: 1250. (worth $762.5) (2750 / 5000 shares available @ B$.61 ea. - 1.52 p/e)

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Flying Forever in The Deep Blue Sky
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http://blogshares.com/blogs.php?blog=http%3A%2F%2Fflyingforever.blogspot.com%2F

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Currently hold: 1250. (worth $362.5) (2750 / 5000 shares available @ B$.29 ea. - 1.45 p/e)

BlogShares

2005-02-27T19:27:00.000+08:00

If you are reading this: please go to here and buy shares.

Its not a mistake. Do it.

I am doing this for B$500 billion....?

2005-02-18T19:49:00.000+08:00

just got signed up with blogshare, via dissident1. anyways, here's the review:
Review for http://www.ladylaila.net/blog/
overall, the blog is simple and to the point. Its clear as to what the blogger wants to post - view layout is easy to read and source code is neat. The clock on the blog is a little irritating because it serves as a distraction when people are reading the blog. What is worth doing when visiting this blog is to just sit back and enjoy it. The blog is about someone's "life journey" and thus should be taken in perspective. Intersting to see also how people design their blogs and what features they offer. For example, its useful to add some info about the country that you are from and about yourself in the form of links at the bottom. This blog should deserve the following ratings:
(all are /10)
Design: 6.3
Content:8.6
layout:7.5
overall:7.3

Suggestions for a better design/layout : The blog content should have been put into an iframe. This way people scroll and see your posts, but at the same time still see your links, search bar etc.
The links right at the bottom of yourself should be put into the side, so as to gain a little more publicity. This is to facillitate people when they only read the most recent entry - they still can access the links easily without having to scroll all the way down.

Eye Candy

2005-02-18T18:34:00.000+08:00

just as well this was mentioned druing chem - eye candy.

and

The protaganist (green slut) is shown to be having foreplay with a lemon and fellatio or cunnilingus with some cherries. So parents, next time you buy your kid a sweet, think twice about the wrapper....

To "error" is human

2004-12-01T18:46:00.000+08:00

Event : Sitex Computer Exhibition
Location : Singapore Expo Hall 5 & 6
Time : 25th to 28th Nov
Genre : Spelling Errors

The following pictures that you will be seeing are real.

Limted?

Oh man, Not Pa*asonic too! Wait, thats pauasonic to you.

The mother of all errors. See how many you can spot.

2004-11-15T22:49:00.000+08:00

Cloudy Day

Your England berry powderful

2004-11-06T20:46:00.000+08:00

Today went out with a friend to buy a laser printer. When we went to the shop (shall not say which one), we looked around at the range. Then one salesperson approached us and asked if we needed any help, so my friend asked if they had any laser printers within her budget. The conversation went as follows:

Friend: "Do you have a laser printer?"
Salesperson: "No, but we have a current one."
Friend: "Current? sorry, what do you mean?"
Salesperson: "Current....as in not too old and not too new"

I felt like punching him in his face when he said that. It just made no sense. What made it worse was that he sounded as if he were some high and mighty preacher giving a sermon, with the haughty look and all. So much for all the fuss about it, just goes to to show how much people listen and think before they speak.

Btw, no idea that the definition of "current" was - not too old and not too new.

Prevention is better than cure (disclaimer)

2004-11-05T09:50:00.000+08:00

This is how you do it safely on the net :

Found your calling in life

2004-11-05T08:44:00.000+08:00

Role of dilapidated T*chm*nix -> Comic relief for Studies and EOY exams

Role of Managing Director Edw*n T*n -> Make others feel superior over it/him/her (ref earlier article)

Insanity

2004-11-04T16:46:00.001+08:00

Formula for insanity:

Doing the same things the same way hoping for different results

How Americans Choose Their President

2004-11-04T11:40:00.000+08:00

Okay, according to latest information, Bush won the Presidential Election while Kerry lost. But not much people care about the process. Here are some interesting statistics I got it from a newspaper, which shows the trend of how Americans vote for their future leader:

CATEGORY		BUSH	KERRY
Gender	Male Population	52%	47%
Gender	Female Population	45%	54%
Religion	Christians	56%	43%
	Catholics	49%	50%
	Jews	22%	78%
Skin Colour	White	55%	44%
	Yellow (Asian)	39%	61%
	Black (African)	10%	90%
Workforce	Government Workers	36%	62%
Workforce	Non-government Workers	50%	48%
Annual Wages	Below US$15,000	34%	65%
Annual Wages	Above US$100,000	53%	44%
Education Standards	Non-high School Graduates	46%	53%
	High School graduates	48%	50%
	University Graduates	50%	49%
	Masters / Professors / Doctors	41%	57%
*OVERALL		51%	48%

*Please note that the overall percentage is not judged only by the statistics tabulated above

End statement: Bush narrowly won Kerry by approximately 3 million votes.

To cheer up the intellectually challenged

2004-11-04T09:09:00.000+08:00

Feeling down and out because your intellect went to the Nothern Hemisphere without you?
Just look at this (disclaimer)

Public Stupidity Board (Ref Acronym)

2004-11-03T22:41:00.000+08:00

Once again we see people ranting about rules in message boards being broken. This time it spurts from Administrative Teaching and Non-Teaching Staff. Over the past year it takes a toll on all who read and even lift the finger to type.

First we shall provide inside information from the sole syndicate responsible this outcry.
Our program on Message Boards follows:
Part 1 - Origins of Chaos
Part 2 - How to grow your garden (CODEX special)

Origins of Chaos
First we need to set out the red tape to work along side with the thought of this vast organization. CODEX will refer to the union body. and UNI3 will be the message board.

The UNI3 is a top secret coded board that was recently launched in 2002, coded in a language that originated in 1980. The board was pretty stable, only hacked less than 20 times, UNI3 was deleted once (Left prcariously in G:/). CODEX embarked on its voyage to mutlilate what was left of UNI3 to spawn a more deadly version.

Launched this year with the unification of the CODEX union (kinda reminds you of the riots), it was put under the most deadly (aka most red tape) organization, manned by the most stupid joker of the pack of union jacks (oops, spoiler).

Once the structure was formed, CODEX needed members, thats where the mindless drones and minions joined where they were forced to worship the greater cause (a more open and balanced world). Using a dictionary, the word to describe the effectiveness of CODEX's UNI3 was - total.

Total Destruction. Memebers were made to correct mistakes in constitutional plans from grammar errors to spelling and even had to remind the CODEX members where is left and right. A quick summary will tell:

Error #1 - Attire
All students must wear the school badge on the right of the White uniform

Error #2 - UNI3
English is only medium to be allowed within the UNI3

so on. (ya get the idea)

Officially CODEX would never release this to the public, but now that UNI3 is reaching a close for yearly service, it is thus safe to release the information. Predictions show that there will be another plan during next year's CODEX unification to form UNI4....

G. Leap? My B. Foot (spoiler)

2004-11-03T15:04:00.000+08:00

To all that this may concern. You are about to witness reality take its ultimate toll upon a group of 61 hapless and helpless souls as a monstrosity rampages the suburbs of the CHS (soon to be HC mental Institution).

Company disclaimer : All documentations on this web site are purely adapted from NON-FICTIONAL lies. The 'people' depicted within these stories only exist in everyone's IMAGINATION. (OURS) Any resemblance between anyone depicted in these stories and any real animals, living or dead, is an incredible COINCIDENCE too bizarre to be believed. If you think that you or someone you know is depicted in one of these stories it's only because you're a twisted perverted little **** who sees conspiracies and plots where none exist. You probably suspect that your brother is an Ah Lian (alien) with ExtraTerrestials (oops, spoiler) and COWS and stuff. Well, he/she/it didn't. It's all in your head. Now take your tranquilizers and RELAX. Lemme know what you think. Comments are welcome & Flames are ignored.

A certain person, we shall refer to as VAR4 set up a company due to produce Globally Respected Web Design Schemes and set the School/Constitutional/National/Global trend in internet prospects. His outcome can be summarised into one word - failure.

Having renamed the company three times, including a communist name and a shoe company name (it was logistics), it ended as a profound obscene word beyond our imagination. Anyway, the Manager then blew the freakin' company to 61 members within 2 months. Process is as follows :

Level Assemblies : Propaganda for the dull and dumb (there are such numbskulls)
Interview sessions : Interrogations for the gullible (mind you, there are such neandethols)

Successfully conning over 50 people, the company embarked on its maiden project (also became the last- kinda like titanic). It dealt with the manager's relative. Nope, not incest, I mean the relative's company.

The deal was on. $800 in transaction. Seemed like the best scam, even drug dealers could not beat that. Who was to know that it would be rejected 3 months later. Reason : inactivity.

What made the christ forsaken project worse was that every 2 weeks, positions changed and people were sacked/hired/re-hired. You could be tech specalist one day and a marketing executive the next. Holy ****, is that how you run a business?

We are glad to announce to the rest of the living, sane world that VAR4 is leaving pretty soon. There was a farewell party - he was not invited.

Standard VAR4 ending statement : Thank you for your attention and necessary action.

A Funny Quote

2004-11-03T13:32:00.000+08:00

Browsing the sea of blogs online, I found this interesting blog quoting from an article commenting on the presidential election:

"George W. Bush won the kid's election poll with 52 percent of the vote," announced Scholastic Student Reporter David Rush. Senator John Kerry received 47 percent. One percent of the votes were for "other," with quite a few kids writing in "Mom" as their choice for President."

This is quoted from http://blueampu.echatterbox.net.

Enjoy =)

Don't Ever Try To Act Cute

2004-11-03T10:13:00.000+08:00

Case 1:
Wife: "Do you like my sexy figure or my beautiful face?"
Husband: "I like your sense of humour."

Case 2:
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why ?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Case 3:
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

So much for attempting to act cute

*These are some of the stress-relievers from my blog. Want to view all of them, please visit Teddy-O-Ted.

Enjoy!

Save Money?

2004-11-03T09:58:00.000+08:00

Okay. At this money-booming era, everyone is concerned about money, right? If you're not, may I ask you a question:

"Why are you viewing this post then?"

So, by opening this post you agree that you're money-minded, right? Here are some tips of save money:

(1) Before you call somebody, leave a 'missed call' message on his / her phone. I'll bet that there is 90% chance that the other side will ring you back. This only applies to people who subscribed for phone deals in which the price of outgoing calls per second / minute is higher than that of ingoing calls per second / minute.

(2) For Malaysia 012 handphone users, the first three seconds of a calls when connected is totally FREE. So you can make 3-second-calls (but becareful for irritating some people) to your friends!

(3) Short of plastic bags? Get plastic bags from the supermarket where rolls of plastic bags are available for customers to wrap their fruits! Please watch out for the security guard, duh!

Hahaz.

Thought maths was easy

2004-11-03T09:42:00.000+08:00

A friend and I recently started playing Start Ocean 3 Till The End Of Time. The game was pretty fun, though it was freakin hard to navigate through the Kirsla Caverns and the Shrine of Kaddan.

One cool thing was damage counting. Somewhere near firewall and the spiral tower, the damage that can be dealt out reaches 100,000. Usually split into 10+ hit attacks. As can be seen:

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Ever wonder how they do it?

PS. If you can count the total damage done, I'll get you a PS2

You Harlot

2004-11-03T09:06:00.000+08:00

Margot Asquith, wife of the British Prime Minister Lord Herbert Henry Asquith, was known for her biting wit.

When she and movie star Jean Harlow met for the first time, Harlow was careless enough to address the lady by her first name. To make matters worse, Harlow pronounced the name as though it rhymed with "lot".

Lady Asquith drew herself up and proceeded to correct Harlow by saying "My dear, the 't' is silent, as in 'Harlow' "

PS. Joke of high intelligence required. Do not read if Mentally Challenged. (see disclaimer)

Easy Way for money

2004-11-02T23:25:00.000+08:00

Become the bank

I was just flicking through some spam the other day, and apart from class trash, there was one that was titled "IMPORTANT NOTICE" from citibank. So, not being a card (or share) holder, i was naturally interested in reading on. Maybe its the weather or something...

anyway, enjoy!

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PS, please see disclaimer

XXX School to Follow Through Train Programme

2004-11-02T23:05:00.000+08:00

Through my train

" In line with current Singapore education policy, the new XXX School of Public Policy will also have a ‘through train’ programme where certain elite students will enter the government without having to be impeded by the usual constraints of attaining public office."

The program will aim to be a training ground for Asia's future policy makers, based upon "the successful government of the Democratic Republic of Singapore. The program hopes that successful candidates, local and foreign (we support foreign talent), will get exemption for National Service and other related office positions, right to free elections.

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[No doubt, the curriculum will cover many aspects of Singapore’s current edication system like its record of free and fair elections, lack of gerrymandering, non-suppression of civil liberties, its impartial judiciary, its transparent accounting systems, its non-dynastic succession policy, its brilliant education policy which encourages innovation, its free press, its prioritization of regional diplomatic relations, and its avoidance of appointing relatives or supporters in influential positions.]