G. Leap? My B. Foot (spoiler)

To all that this may concern. You are about to witness reality take its ultimate toll upon a group of 61 hapless and helpless souls as a monstrosity rampages the suburbs of the CHS (soon to be HC mental Institution).

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A certain person, we shall refer to as VAR4 set up a company due to produce Globally Respected Web Design Schemes and set the School/Constitutional/National/Global trend in internet prospects. His outcome can be summarised into one word - failure.

Having renamed the company three times, including a communist name and a shoe company name (it was logistics), it ended as a profound obscene word beyond our imagination. Anyway, the Manager then blew the freakin' company to 61 members within 2 months. Process is as follows :

Level Assemblies : Propaganda for the dull and dumb (there are such numbskulls)
Interview sessions : Interrogations for the gullible (mind you, there are such neandethols)

Successfully conning over 50 people, the company embarked on its maiden project (also became the last- kinda like titanic). It dealt with the manager's relative. Nope, not incest, I mean the relative's company.

The deal was on. $800 in transaction. Seemed like the best scam, even drug dealers could not beat that. Who was to know that it would be rejected 3 months later. Reason : inactivity.

What made the christ forsaken project worse was that every 2 weeks, positions changed and people were sacked/hired/re-hired. You could be tech specalist one day and a marketing executive the next. Holy ****, is that how you run a business?

We are glad to announce to the rest of the living, sane world that VAR4 is leaving pretty soon. There was a farewell party - he was not invited.

Standard VAR4 ending statement : Thank you for your attention and necessary action.