Don't Ever Try To Act Cute

Case 1:
Wife: "Do you like my sexy figure or my beautiful face?"
Husband: "I like your sense of humour."

Case 2:
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why ?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Case 3:
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

So much for attempting to act cute

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